PRESS ARROWS TO GO
COLLECT EVERGREENS TO CAPITALISM
COLLECT BLUES TO OFFSET COSTS AND SELF
PRESS R TO BEGIN AGAIN
BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES
SINCERELY, CYRIL SNEER
[Part of Ludum Dare 25: Game page here.]
game inspired by the program shown from 0:43 to 0:47 of this video.
A nutritious part of 73% of all Canadians' childhoods, The Raccoons were idiots. Their overlord was Cyril Sneer, but his tyranny was generally undone by his jerk son et al.
Greedy Aardvark puts us in the aardshoes of this Machiavellian despot, that we may one day play the same games, digital and psychological, as he.
Regarding the controls (arrows to move, thassit): they're a bit funky, but again, I'm basing them off the movement in the video. Which is seeming increasingly arbitrary.
There are exactly TEN levels.
I apologise for the tenth.
Drink pairing: Wine from a box
Music pairing: "Run with Us," Kevin Gillis